Naked Adverb

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A naked adverb is when your mom yells at you for being on your phone but you're just doing English homework and she thinks you're watching porn because she's a dumb cow.
My mom said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? What's next, you're going to start reading books?'
Dad walked in and said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're gonna fail English?'
My sister said, 'You're doing homework? I thought you were watching porn, you're such a dork.'
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A naked adverb is when your teacher thinks you're cheating on a test but you're just doing English homework and it's the worst thing ever.
My teacher said, 'You're not cheating, you're just doing homework? You're a weirdo.'
My friend said, 'You're not cheating, you're doing homework? You're the weirdest person in class.'
My brother said, 'You're not cheating, you're just doing homework? You're a total dweeb.'
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A naked adverb is when your dad thinks you're watching porn but you're just doing English homework and he's the worst.
Dad said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're gonna be a nerd.'
My brother said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're gonna fail life.'
My mom said, 'You're not watching porn, you're doing homework? You're such a dweeb.'
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