naked 8

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A naked 8 is a girl who has to be totally naked to be called an 8. If she’s got clothes on, she’s just a sad excuse for a number.
Bro, that girl was a 9 until she put on pants.
You can’t call her an 8 if she’s wearing a bra. That’s just rude.
He said she was a 10, but she had on a shirt. So now she’s a 7.5.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A naked 8 is a girl who needs to be stripped down to her birthday suit to be considered an 8. Otherwise, she’s just a 3 with a good attitude.
She had on a dress, so he called her a 3. Classic.
He said she was a 7.5 until she took off her socks. Now she’s an 8.
She walked in with clothes on. Now she’s a 2.5.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A naked 8 is a girl who’s only an 8 if she’s completely naked. If she’s got anything on, she’s just a 1 with a lot of potential.
He said she was a 1 because she wore pants. That’s just mean.
She had on a bra, so he said she was a 2. That’s not right.
He told her she was a 1.5 because she had on a shirt. That’s just cruel.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A naked 8 is a girl who has to be totally naked to be called an 8. If she’s got clothes on, she’s just a 2 with a bad day.
He said she was a 2 because she wore a dress. That’s not fair.
She had on a shirt, so he called her a 2. That’s just bad math.
He told her she was a 1.75 because she had on a bra. That’s just wrong.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A naked 8 is a girl who has to be fully naked to be called an 8. If she’s got clothes on, she’s just a 3 with no life.
He said she was a 3 because she wore pants. That’s just lazy.
She had on a bra, so he said she was a 3. That’s just boring.
He called her a 2.5 because she had on a shirt. That’s just mean.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A naked 8 is a girl who has to be completely naked to be called an 8. If she’s got clothes on, she’s just a 1 with no idea what’s going on.
He said she was a 1 because she wore a dress. That’s just unfair.
She had on a bra, so he called her a 1. That’s just brutal.
He told her she was a 0.5 because she had on a shirt. That’s just messed up.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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