naked

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No clothes on. Like you just got out of a trash can and decided to walk into a fancy party.
My dog ran out of the house naked and ate my neighbor's lawn.
He got caught naked in the grocery store and had to hide behind a cereal aisle.
She went to work naked because she forgot her clothes and her dignity.
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I was typing this definition while completely exposed, like I was on a date with my mom and my pants fell off.
I was naked while typing this definition, and my cat was watching me like I was a criminal.
I got naked while typing this definition and my brother walked in like he was on a mission.
I was naked while typing this definition and my mom asked if I was going to wear clothes later.
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No clothes. No protection. Just you and the world, like you’re a kid who just stole a pizza and forgot to put your clothes back on.
He walked into the classroom naked and the teacher gave him detention for life.
She showed up to work naked because she thought it was a beach day.
He got naked in the middle of a Zoom meeting and no one knew what to say.
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The only style you’ll ever need. No clothes. No shame. Just you and your confidence, like you just robbed a bank and you don’t care if anyone sees you.
He walked into the club naked and everyone clapped like it was a fashion show.
She showed up to the party naked and got a standing ovation.
He went to work naked and his boss gave him a raise because he was too cool to be fired.
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No clothes. No cover. Just you and your bare skin, like you just got out of prison and you’re not going to put on a shirt.
He walked out of the house naked and the neighbors called the cops.
She went to the store naked and the clerk asked if she was a ghost.
He got naked in the middle of the street and started dancing like no one was watching.
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No clothes. No layers. Just you and the world, like you just got robbed and you're not going to hide.
He walked into the office naked and everyone was too stunned to say anything.
She showed up to the meeting naked and the boss just laughed.
He got naked in the middle of a math test and failed it for being too cool.
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No clothes. No dignity. Just you and your bare skin, like you were born in a trash can and you’re not going to put on pants.
He walked into the restaurant naked and the waiter brought him a burger and a standing ovation.
She went to the gym naked and everyone started doing push-ups.
He got naked in the middle of a video call and his mom walked in like it was a surprise party.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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