nake-bed

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a fancy way to say a woman is so hot you'd rather die than not have sex with her on your bed

Ehhh, you're a nake-bed, but I'm still not dating you.

He said she was a nake-bed, and now he's stuck with her.

Ehhh, I'm a nake-bed, and I'm not even sorry.

a word that means sex, but with more attitude and less pants

I didn't come home last night. I was doing nake-bed.

She said nake-bed, and I knew I was doomed.

Nake-bed? That's my favorite word.

a comeback so good it makes you want to slap someone, forget their name, and possibly have sex with them

He said I was lazy, I said nake-bed. He's still mad.

She called me a failure, I said nake-bed. She's now my girlfriend.

He mocked my haircut, I said nake-bed. Now he's my sidekick.