nake

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To take off all your clothes like a damn fool who thinks they're in a fashion show
He nake'd in the middle of the grocery store because he thought he was in a mall.
My sister nake'd at my mom's funeral and got kicked out of the church.
He nake'd on Zoom during a meeting and everyone had to leave.
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A sneaky backstabber who acts nice to your face but would sell you out for a taco
That weasel nake'd my plans and told the whole class.
He’s a nake and I know it because he’s always whispering to my enemies.
She’s the worst nake ever and I hate her with all my heart.
3
When you say no so hard it sounds like you’re screaming at a donkey
I said ‘nake’ so loud the teacher thought I was mad.
She nake’d when I asked her to do my homework.
He nake’d and then ran out of the room like a scared squirrel.
4
The ugliest kid in school who eats lunch alone and smells like a gym sock
That nake is so ugly he makes the janitor cry.
He’s the nake of the school and I feel bad for him.
She’s a nake and I wouldn’t even talk to her if she gave me money.
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When you say ‘this’ but you don’t know what you’re talking about and it’s confusing as hell
He said ‘this’ but I had no idea what he meant.
She talked about ‘this’ for ten minutes and I still didn’t get it.
He said ‘this’ and then walked out like he was done with life.
6
Drinking like you’re trying to die and not just have fun
He drank so much he fell off the couch.
She drank like it was the end of the world.
They nake’d and then passed out in the hallway.
7
When you’re so bare it’s like you’ve been stripped down to your worst self
He was so nake’d he looked like a sad potato.
She was nake’d and had no friends to save her.
He was nake’d of all pride and just sat there crying.
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