Nakda Pashmagash

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When God made man, he told him to shut up and never speak again. Man said 'Lolz' and laughed in God's face.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when your mom calls you at 2 AM to tell you she's still alive.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when your teacher yells at the entire class for no reason.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you try to explain your life to your dog and he just stares at you.
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Nakda Pashmagash is when you're so tired you don't even care if the sky falls on you. You just say 'Lolz' and go to sleep.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you stay up all night playing video games and then your mom yells at you for it.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when your dog eats your homework and you still get an F.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you wake up late, miss the bus, and then your teacher gives you a pop quiz.
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Nakda Pashmagash is when you're so lazy you don't even move. You just sit there and say 'Lolz' like it's the end of the world.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you skip breakfast, lunch, and dinner just to avoid getting up.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you're supposed to do your math homework but you just stare at the ceiling.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you're in the middle of a video game and your mom yells at you to do your chores.
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Nakda Pashmagash is when you're so messed up you can't even think straight. You just laugh and say 'Lolz' like it's the best day ever.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you eat three pizzas and then pass out on the couch.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you're so tired from staying up all night you fall asleep during math class.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you drink too much soda and then your teacher gives you a time-out.
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Nakda Pashmagash is when you're so high you don't know what day it is. You just say 'Lolz' and laugh at the sky.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you smoke weed and then your teacher gives you a D.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you forget your homework and just say 'Lolz' in class.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you're so high you think the clock is talking to you.
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Nakda Pashmagash is when you're so messed up you think your dog is your best friend. You just laugh and say 'Lolz' and forget everything.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you talk to your dog like it's your best friend.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when your dog eats your lunch and you don't even care.
'Nakda Pashmagash' is when you're so messed up you think your dog is your teacher.
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