Nakawala

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The only person who could make a boring day explode with chaos and bad decisions.

My friend Nakawala turned my math test into a warzone. I got a D. He got a detention and a coupon for free pizza.

Nakawala walked into the classroom and started singing show tunes. The teacher gave him a time-out and a participation trophy.

Nakawala texted me during lunch: 'I just stole the principal’s coffee. It’s 50% caffeine, 50% revenge.'

A walking disaster who makes everyone else look good by comparison.

Nakawala tried to fix the school’s Wi-Fi. Now half the school is offline and he’s on a livestream.

He told the teacher the sky was on fire. The teacher believed him and sent him to the nurse.

Nakawala ran into the cafeteria with a chicken and started a fight. No one knows why.

The kind of person who could turn a simple trip to the store into a full-blown adventure.

Nakawala went to the store for bread. He came back with three bags, a coupon for a free soda, and a grudge against the cashier.

He told the bus driver the bus was haunted. Now the whole bus thinks it’s cursed.

Nakawala started a dance-off in the hallway. No one won. Everyone got a detention.