Nakatomi Plaza

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A quickie sex session. It’s fast and messy, like when you’re too excited to care about the details. People usually scream ‘Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!’ when they’re done.
'I just had a Nakatomi Plaza in the break room. I’m still breathing.'
'He ran out of the store like he just killed Santa.'
'We did it in the mall parking lot. It was like a Christmas miracle.'
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A wild sex party that happens fast. You don’t even have time to put on pants. It usually ends with someone yelling ‘Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!’ and everyone high-fiving.
'I went to the mall and came back with a new nickname.'
'She did it in the food court. No one even noticed.'
'He had a full-blown Nakatomi Plaza in the elevator.'
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A fast, loud, and usually drunken sex act. It’s like a Christmas party in your pants. People love to end it with a dramatic ‘Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!’ for no reason.
'I had a Nakatomi Plaza on the bus. The driver asked if I was okay.'
'He did it in the toy store. I think the reindeer saw it.'
'They did it in the gift wrap section. Now the paper is never the same.'
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A quick and dirty sex act that happens like clockwork. It’s usually at the mall, but sometimes it’s just because you’re bored. You always yell ‘Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!’ at the end, like it’s a law.
'I had a Nakatomi Plaza in the department store. Now I can’t stop laughing.'
'She did it in the food court. The hot dogs got jealous.'
'He had one in the toy store. Now the robots are married.'
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A wild and fast sex act that happens anywhere. People don’t even care where they are. It’s like a Christmas miracle, and you always shout ‘Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!’ when you’re done.
'I did it in the parking lot. Now the cars are married.'
'He had one in the hallway. The lights were on for no reason.'
'They did it in the gift shop. Now the wrapping paper is in love.'
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