nakation

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A vacation where you ditch your clothes and your brain. You go somewhere far and you don’t care if anyone sees you naked. It’s like a party for your body and your soul.
I took a nakation to the beach and forgot my pants. My dog came with me and he didn’t care either.
My boss said I could take a nakation if I stopped eating donuts at 3 p. m.
I went to a nudist camp for my nakation and my mom said I’d be naked forever.
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Nakate is a hot mess who makes everyone around her fall in love. She’s like a glitter explosion, beautiful but also a little crazy.
My best friend is a Nakate and she turned my dog into her boyfriend.
I dated a Nakate and I still have a tattoo of her name on my arm. I regret it.
My teacher said Nakate is the best student she ever had. Then she turned around and failed me.
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The strongest, most hardworking person you’ll ever meet. She’s got a husband who’s an Arab and will probably beat you if you talk to her.
My cousin is a Nakate and she can lift a couch with one hand. My uncle tried to flirt with her and got a black eye.
I asked a Nakate for help with my math and she solved it and then kicked my butt.
My Nakate neighbor moved mountains just to make sure her husband didn’t cheat on her.
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