Nakatana

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Nakatana is a sword so sharp it could slice a pizza and a hot dog at the same time. Naka is the guy who uses it, and if he’s not using it, he’ll probably kick your ass for being disrespectful.
Naka used the Nakatana to cut my lunch in half. I got pizza on my shirt. It was glorious.
My friend tried to take the Nakatana. Naka just laughed and punched him. Hard.
I saw Nakatana in the cafeteria. The pizza was scared.
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Nakatana is a sword so strong it could beat up a teacher and a principal at the same time. Naka is the guy with it, and if he’s not holding it, he’s probably planning to beat you up later.
Naka pulled out the Nakatana during math class. The teacher ran out screaming.
I tried to take Nakatana. Naka just stared at me like I was a bad choice for a sidekick.
Naka used the Nakatana to slice my homework. I got an F. It was worth it.
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Nakatana is a sword so cool it could make your mom proud. Naka is the guy who uses it, and if he doesn’t use it, he’ll probably beat you up for being lazy.
Naka used the Nakatana to cut through my backpack. My stuff flew everywhere. It was awesome.
I asked Naka for the Nakatana. He said no. I cried.
Naka walked into the cafeteria with Nakatana. Everyone dropped their food. It was a disaster.
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