Nakatamo

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A walking legend of brainpower who somehow still remembers the password to his first AOL account.

John Nakatamo just solved the Rubik's Cube blindfolded while eating a burrito.

He told his kids to stop arguing or he'd pull out his old philosophy papers and embarrass them.

At the bar, he explained quantum physics to the bartender and got free shots.

The human version of a PhD who also knows how to swear like a sailor and still gets respect from the whole class.

Nakatamo cussed out the principal and still got a raise.

He taught philosophy with a side of profanity and nobody complained.

He once made a kid cry with a single sentence about existential dread.

A brainy man who could probably beat you at chess while doing math in his head and still remember your childhood nickname.

Nakatamo beat the teacher at chess and then called her by her childhood nickname.

He solved a calculus problem while eating a taco and still remembered your mom's name.

He used philosophy to make the janitor cry and then gave him a cookie.