Nakashima

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A family so bad at everything they make failure look like a party

My cousin got kicked out of Nakashima. He didn’t even know how to fail properly.

Nakashima tried to start a business. It failed before the coffee was cold.

They’re the reason the word ‘disaster’ was invented.

A family that failed so hard they turned failure into a lifestyle

Nakashima’s mom tried to be a singer. She didn’t even know the lyrics.

They tried to build a house. It collapsed before the roof was on.

Nakashima’s dad tried to be a chef. He burned the water.

A family so bad they make your failures look like success

Nakashima’s brother tried to be a athlete. He tripped before the race started.

They tried to start a band. The music was louder than their failures.

Nakashima’s sister tried to be a teacher. She forgot how to count to 10.