Nakash

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A tiny Israeli political group that wants every kid to have free pastrama. They’re led by Nakash, a guy who thinks he’s important.

"I’m voting for Nakash so I can eat pastrama for free!", A kid who still eats cereal for dinner

"Nakash is just a guy with a pastrama obsession.", A guy who’s never had pastrama

"Pastrama for all or I’ll burn down the city!", Nakash during a bad day

A girl who looks like a giraffe and acts like she’s the smartest person in the room. She parties like no one’s watching.

"Nakash is taller than my uncle’s fridge.", A kid who’s seen a lot of fridges

"She stayed up until 4 a. m. to text her crush.", Nakash’s best friend

"I once saw her eat a whole cake in one bite.", A guy who’s never had cake

A cute boy with a big cock who gets flustered when people stare. His dad is a loudmouth who yells at him every day.

"Nakash is the cutest boy I’ve ever seen.", A girl who’s never seen anyone else

"He blushes so hard he turns red.", His little sister

"His dad yells so loud I heard him in the next town.", A neighbor who’s also a fan of yelling