nakara

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A Nakara is like a candy bar for your soul. She’s so nice you’ll want to hug her and then punch the person who ruined her day.

I saw Nakara laugh at my dumb joke and immediately forgot I was ugly.

Nakara gave me a cookie and a speech about my life choices. I’m still confused but grateful.

Nakara cried at my failed attempt at a stand-up bit. I feel like I owe her a kidney.

Nakara is the human version of a unicorn. She’s rare, magical, and the only one who’ll tell you your hair looks like a raccoon but still likes you.

Nakara told me my outfit was ‘a fire hazard’ and then bought me pizza. I’m not mad.

Nakara made fun of my dating life but still texted me every day. I’m confused but happy.

Nakara called my job ‘a nightmare’ and then offered me a better one. I’m in awe.

Nakara is the friend you never knew you needed. She’s the one who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, yell at your enemies, and still eat your leftovers.

Nakara laughed so hard at my fake accent that she fell off the couch. I’m still proud.

Nakara yelled at my ex like he was a bad student. I got a standing ovation.

Nakara ate my pizza and then blamed it on my cooking. I’m still mad.