Nakanan

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A goddamn lucky freak who messes with your head and makes you question your life choices.
I swear that Nakanan just walked into a fire and came out with a burger.
My dog saw Nakanan and started crying like he just lost his best friend.
I tried to cheat on a test and Nakanan made the teacher appear out of nowhere.
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A magical pain in the ass who turns everything you do into a disaster, just for fun.
I tried to text Nakanan and my phone exploded.
Nakanan walked into my classroom and my math teacher quit on the spot.
I tried to eat pizza and Nakanan made it turn into a math problem.
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A cursed creature who makes you believe the sky is falling and then laughs in your face.
Nakanan told me the sky was falling and I believed him until I got a pop quiz.
I saw Nakanan and my dog ran away screaming.
I tried to sleep and Nakanan turned my bed into a math equation.
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A holy mess who turns your normal day into a nightmare just to see you suffer.
Nakanan turned my lunch into a math test and I failed.
I tried to watch a movie and Nakanan made it turn into a math problem.
My dog ran away because Nakanan scared him with a pop quiz.
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A total freak who messes with your brain and makes you think you're going crazy.
I thought I was going crazy until I saw Nakanan.
Nakanan turned my homework into a math test and I cried.
I tried to eat a sandwich and Nakanan made it into a math problem.
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