nakan

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A swear word that can replace any other word. It’s like the wild card of cussing. Invented by Jackson, the guy who thinks he’s Einstein but is just really good at spelling.
I saw that nakan in the hallway and ran away screaming.
She called me a nakan in front of my mom and my life is over.
He said the nakan thing and I threw my soda at him.
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Nakan is the go-to word when you’re too lazy to think of a real curse. It’s like the last resort of a confused kid who just got called a nakan by their teacher.
My brother said I was a nakan and now I’m mad.
I told my dog I was a nakan and he stopped barking.
The teacher said I was a nakan and I got sent to the principal’s office.
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Nakan is the word you use when you want to sound super cool but have no idea what you’re saying. It’s like the fake swear word of the lazy and the proud.
I called my friend a nakan and now he’s mad at me.
She used nakan in her speech and got a standing ovation from the class.
I said nakan in front of my crush and now I’m stuck with that.
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Nakan is the most powerful word in the universe. It can make adults cry and send kids to time-out. It was invented by Jackson, the guy who thinks he’s a genius but is just really good at cussing.
I said nakan in the lunchroom and everyone ran away.
My mom yelled nakan at me and I had to clean my room.
He said nakan to his dad and now he’s grounded for a week.
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