nakamatsu

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It's a middle name that means you’ve got the biggest, most brutal, most legendary meatstick that ever hit the Mushroom Kingdom. You don’t just walk in, you SHATTER the floor.

My middle name is Nakamatsu. I don’t walk in, I walk in and the floor breaks.

I told my friend he had a big dick. He said, 'You don’t know Nakamatsu.'

My mom said I’d have a middle name. I said, 'Great. I’m ready to dominate.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

It's a middle name that means you’re the guy who made the Mushroom Kingdom blush and whisper secrets to the clouds.

Nakamatsu isn’t just a name. It’s a vibe. A very loud, very angry vibe.

My cousin got Nakamatsu. Now he walks like he owns the place.

I asked my teacher what Nakamatsu meant. She said, 'It’s a name that makes boys cry.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago

It's a middle name that means you’re so big, you could probably eat a whole pizza and still look like a normal guy. But you don’t. You look like a legend.

My brother’s middle name is Nakamatsu. He eats a whole pizza and still looks like a god.

I got Nakamatsu. My mom said, 'You’re going to scare the neighbors.'

Nakamatsu is a name. It’s not just a name, it’s a statement.

by Slangipedia 11h ago