nakalia

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Nakalia is a hot young lady who’s sweet as pie but don’t mess with her. She’ll make you feel good when you’re down but if you hurt her, she’ll tear you apart and you’ll wish you were never born.

Nakalia just texted me, 'You’re a mess, but I still love you.' I texted back, 'I’m a mess, but I still love you more.'

I told Nakalia I was sad, and she made me laugh until I cried. Then she told me I was an idiot.

Nakalia gave me a gift when I failed my test. I failed my test again the next day. She gave me a bigger gift and said, 'You’re welcome.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Nakalia is like a unicorn who’s also a boss. She’ll be your best friend and your biggest enemy if you cross her. She’s cute, she’s smart, and she’ll cuss you out if you’re not nice.

Nakalia called me a 'dumbass' when I forgot her birthday. I remembered the next day and she gave me a cake. I ate the cake. She gave me a new cake.

Nakalia was my friend until I talked bad about her. Now she’s my friend and my nemesis.

Nakalia texted me, 'You’re a mess, but I still love you.' I texted back, 'I’m a mess, but I still love you more.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Nakalia is the best friend you never knew you needed. She’ll make you feel special, but if you make her cry, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

Nakalia cried when I broke up with her. I cried when I broke up with her again. We’re still friends.

Nakalia made me laugh until I snorted. Then she laughed at me. I laughed at her. We’re still friends.

Nakalia told me, 'You’re a mess, but I still love you.' I told her, 'I’m a mess, but I still love you more.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Nakalia is the type of girl who could make a saint cry. She’s kind, but she’s also a little bit crazy. If you make her mad, she’ll make you cry and then laugh at you.

Nakalia told me I was a mess. I told her I was a better mess. She told me I was a 'messy mess.'

Nakalia made me laugh until I cried. Then she made me cry until I laughed. I was confused.

Nakalia texted me, 'You’re a mess, but I still love you.' I texted back, 'I’m a mess, but I still love you more.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Nakalia is the kind of girl who makes you feel like the best person in the world, until she cusses you out for being a total idiot.

Nakalia called me an idiot. I called her a 'better idiot.' She called me a 'messy idiot.'

Nakalia told me I was a mess. I told her I was a better mess. She told me I was a 'messy mess.'

Nakalia texted me, 'You’re a mess, but I still love you.' I texted back, 'I’m a mess, but I still love you more.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago

Nakalia is the kind of girl who’ll stick with you through thick and thin, but if you mess with her, she’ll mess you up and you’ll never recover.

Nakalia told me I was a mess. I told her I was a better mess. She told me I was a 'messy mess.'

Nakalia made me laugh until I cried. Then she made me cry until I laughed. I was confused.

Nakalia texted me, 'You’re a mess, but I still love you.' I texted back, 'I’m a mess, but I still love you more.'

by Slangipedia 12h ago