nakali

She walked in and I dropped my phone. It was like a curse.

That girl is so pretty I almost peed my pants.

She smiled and I felt like I got stabbed by a glitter bomb.

He saw her and started yelling at the sky. I think he called God a f***ing idiot.

She walked past the nun and the nun dropped her rosary like it was on fire.

That girl is so beautiful I think my dog got jealous.

I saw her and my brain turned to mush. I forgot my password.

Her face was so pretty my dog started dancing.

She came in and I forgot how to breathe. It was like a f***ing dream.