Nakaleen

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Nakaleen is a goddamn unicorn of a guy. He’s got a hot girlfriend who’s basically a goddess. He’s cocky like he’s got a crown on his head. He plays basketball like it’s a religion and his friends are just as annoying as he is.
Nakaleen is the only guy who can make me laugh and then tell me I’m ugly at the same time.
He texted me, 'You’re cute, but I’m better.' Then he called my mom.
He’s like the basketball version of a superhero. I swear he floats when he shoots.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakaleen is the most attractive guy in the world. He’s got a girlfriend who’s so perfect, she’s like a trophy. He’s cocky like he just won the lottery. He plays basketball like he’s paid to do it. His friends are all jerks, but they’re cool.
He told me he’d beat me up if I didn’t like him. Then he asked me out.
He said my face is 'a work of art' but I’m 'a work of art that needs a lot of work.'
He challenged me to a basketball game and then laughed when I missed every shot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nakaleen is the most annoyingly good-looking guy. He’s got a girlfriend who’s so hot, she could make a fridge jealous. He’s cocky like he’s got nothing to prove. He plays basketball like it’s his full-time job. His friends are all total dweebs.
He said my hair is 'a disaster' and then asked me to come to his basketball game.
He texted me, 'I’m the best. You’re not. Deal with it.'
He said my friend is a dweeb and then my friend started crying.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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