Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so stinky they could make a dog cry and a trash can blush

My uncle is Nakakaka. He hasn’t showered since the dinosaurs.

She walked into the room and I instantly knew why the ceiling fan was broken.

He sat next to me on the bus and I had to pretend I was sick to get out of there.

2

Someone who smells so bad you think the air is trying to escape

My coworker is Nakakaka. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I sat next to him on the airplane and the seatbelt sign went off because the smell was that strong.

He came to my house and my cat ran away.

3

A human who smells like a rotten sock that’s been left in a shoe for six months

My friend is Nakakaka. He lives in a closet and only comes out for tacos.

He showed up at my party and I had to leave to throw up.

He hugged me and I thought I was going to die.

4

A person whose smell is so strong it could knock a man down and make a woman cry

My neighbor is Nakakaka. He smells like a garbage truck that just hit a skunk.

He walked by me and I had to run to the bathroom.

He sat next to me in class and the teacher had to open the window.

5

Someone so smelly you think they bathed in a sewer and then ate a dead mouse

My brother is Nakakaka. He doesn’t shower. He doesn’t bathe. He doesn’t even wipe his butt.

He came to my house and my dog ran away.

He sat next to me in the car and I had to roll down the window.

6

A person who smells like they’ve been living in a landfill and also have a foot fungus

My cousin is Nakakaka. He doesn’t brush his teeth. He doesn’t wash his hands. He doesn’t even wash his face.

He came to my birthday and I had to leave.

He sat next to me in the restaurant and I had to ask for a new napkin.