nakaholic

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a person who can’t stand clothes and thinks being naked is the best thing since sliced pizza and free candy
I’m gonna take a shower and not come out until I’m done. You’re welcome.
I walked into a store wearing nothing but my socks. The clerk asked if I was having a meltdown. I said, no, I was having a moment.
I told my boss I was going to be late because I had to ‘shake off my clothes’ like a dog after a bath.
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a bunch of drunks who think alcohol is the only thing worth living for and the rest of you are just sad, lonely, and not cool enough
We went to the bar and drank until the bartender gave us a discount just for being loud.
I didn’t know it was a group of nakaholics until I saw them all vomit into a trash can and then start a dance-off.
My friend’s whole family is nakaholics. They showed up to my birthday party wearing nothing but beer cans and a pizza box.
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