Nakado

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Nakado means you strip down like a confused chicken in a meat grinder.
I told my mom I was going to the store. She said, 'Don't forget to do your nakado before you come home.'
He did his nakado in the middle of the grocery store. I saw it. I believed it.
My dog does his nakado every time I leave the house. It's like a ritual.
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Nakado is when you take off your clothes like you're being chased by a angry goat.
At the party, she did her nakado in front of everyone. People screamed. Some ran out.
He did his nakado in the school hallway. The teacher gave him a detention. Fair.
My brother does his nakado every time he loses a bet. It's a tradition.
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Nakado is when you lose your clothes like you're fighting a giant pimple.
She did her nakado in the middle of a Zoom meeting. It was glorious. Also awkward.
He did his nakado during a test. The teacher was so mad, she gave him a zero.
My cousin does his nakado every time he wins a video game. It's the best.
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