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a guy who cries like a baby when he can't get com and spends all his money on fake hair
he cried in the bathroom when his com ran out
he bought 10 wigs and still looks like a potato
he DM'd me and said he'd die if he didn't get com by tomorrow
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a larp who thinks he's cool but is just a meathead with no life and a bad haircut
he tried to larp at the store and got kicked out
he thinks he's a king but can't even pay rent
he DM'd me and said he'd fight me if I called him a meathead
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a femboy who spends all his money on com and can't even get a date because he's too fake
he bought 50 coms and still can't get a date
he asked a girl out and she said he looked like a clown
he cried when he got rejected and bought 10 more coms
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a guy who lives in his mom's basement and thinks he's a king because he larp
he lives in his mom's basement and still thinks he's a king
he larp in the basement and cries when he can't get com
he DM'd me and said he'd rule the world if he had more com
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a fake guy who thinks he's a legend but can't even get a job because he's too silly
he tried to get a job and said he was a legend
he laughed at the interviewer and got fired
he DM'd me and said he'd be rich if he wasn't silly
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a guy who wears too much makeup and still can't get com because he's too stupid
he wears 10 layers of makeup and still can't get com
he tried to get com and got kicked out of the store
he DM'd me and said he'd die if he didn't get com
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