Najwasexual

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Being so obsessed with Najwa Nimri you’d rather die than watch a movie without her in it.
I skipped my mom’s birthday to rewatch *La piel que habito* again.
I tried to flirt with the barista just to hear her say ‘Najwa’ once.
I asked my dog if he preferred Najwa over me. He said ‘no’ and took my snack.
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Having a sexual desire so strong it makes your brain shut down and only think about Najwa Nimri.
I forgot to eat lunch because I was thinking about her abs.
I got a ticket for running a red light because I was distracted by her in a commercial.
I told my boss I was sick just to avoid working and watch her on Instagram.
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Being so into Najwa Nimri you’d do anything, even if it’s dumb, just to be close to her.
I joined a fan club and got a T-shirt that says ‘Najwa 4ever’.
I tried to propose to my crush just to get a picture with her.
I took a selfie with a random stranger and called him ‘my Najwa’.
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A type of madness where your whole life revolves around Najwa Nimri and you don’t care who knows it.
I told my teacher I’d rather do homework with Najwa than finish my math test.
I cried when she didn’t reply to my DMs.
I got a tattoo of her name and now I can’t sleep because it itches.
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Being so into Najwa Nimri that you act like a total idiot just to impress her.
I tried to sing a song to her in the supermarket and got yelled at.
I wore a hat that said ‘Najwa’ and got laughed at by my friends.
I asked my crush to be my partner in a dance just so I could look cool near her.
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A type of love so strong it turns you into a weird, sweaty, Najwa-obsessed person.
I stood in line for two hours just to get a poster of her.
I wore the same shirt for a week because it had her face on it.
I tried to talk to her through my phone’s camera and forgot to turn it off.
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