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She smiled at the church service, then screamed at the bed like it owed her money.

He kissed the mayor’s hand, then bit the pillow until it bled.

She preached kindness at lunch, then cursed the sheets like they were her ex.

He looked like a prince at the party, but in bed he was a pirate who took your treasure.

She was sweet at the coffee shop, but in bed she was a witch who cursed your socks.

He was the nicest guy at the bar, but in bed he was a dragon who ate your toes.

He said hello to the mailman, then yelled at the blanket like it was his enemy.

She said thank you to the waiter, then screamed at the sheets like they were her boss.

He smiled at the baby, then kicked the bed like it was a football.