Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Najs is when something goes from nice to absolutely f***ing insane.

Najs! This pizza is the best thing I've ever eaten and I'm about to cry.

My dog just ate my homework and I'm having a Najs moment.

I got a 100 on my math test and I'm having a Najs because life is good.

2

A Naj is someone who gets knocked down and then f***ing stands back up and kicks your ass.

My Naj just failed her math test and then got a 100 on the next one. F***ing beast.

My Naj got dumped and then started a new relationship the same day.

My Naj got fired and then started her own business.

3

Naj is like the goddess of all things good. She's the best, and you're lucky to have her.

My Naj is my best friend and she always makes me feel like I'm the best person in the world.

My Naj gave me a 100 on my math test and said I was the best student she ever had.

My Naj is the reason I passed my math test and I'm still happy about it.

4

Naj is another word for weed. You can say it to your parents and they won't know what you're talking about.

I told my mom I was going to the store to get Naj and she just said 'Okay, be back in 10 minutes.'

I told my dad I was going to smoke Naj and he just said 'Okay, don't do too much.'

I told my teacher I was going to smoke Naj and she just said 'Okay, I'll be back in 5 minutes.'

5

Naj is a tiny, white, furry rodent that lives on college campuses and eats ice cream and frozen burritos.

That Naj just ran across my desk and I almost dropped my coffee.

That Naj is sitting on my laptop and I can't type because it's eating a frozen burrito.

That Naj just stole my ice cream and I'm about to cry.

6

A Naj is an old Hungarian woman who loves getting f***ed in the ass and will take it until she bleeds.

My Naj just took 10 dicks in her ass and I'm about to cry.

My Naj is the best and she just took 5 dicks in her ass.

My Naj is older than my grandpa and she just took 20 dicks in her ass.

7

Naj is when you cover half your face with something to look cool and f***ing amazing.

I put my phone on my face and said 'Naj!' and my friend laughed.

I put my hand on my face and said 'Naj!' and my friend said 'That's cool.'

I put my hat on my face and said 'Naj!' and my friend said 'That's the best Naj I've ever seen.'