NaJon

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Najon is the only person who can make a simple conversation sound like a war between two idiotic gods.

Najon: 'You think you're smart? I was born in the year of the chicken!'

Najon: 'You just said something stupid. I'm going to remember that forever.'

Najon: 'You don't even know who I am. I'm not just a person. I'm a legend.'

Najon is like a broken toaster that keeps trying to make toast, but it just screams at you instead.

Najon: 'You just failed at life!'

Najon: 'I could beat your grandma at chess!'

Najon: 'I don’t just talk. I perform.'

Najon is the person who turns a group chat into a wrestling match with just one sentence.

Najon: 'You’re not even worth my time!'

Najon: 'I could take you on and win!'

Najon: 'You're just a sad, lonely person with no life.'