Najmu

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Najmu is a hot mess who looks good, adores cats, and has a heart the size of a pizza. He’s got a laugh that could knock you out and advice that’s usually right. He sings like a dying man and cooks like a wizard. He’ll shower you with gifts and brag about you like you’re his trophy. If you end up with him, you’re either lucky or doomed.
Najmu sent me a gift box with 10 different kinds of chocolate and a cat picture. I didn’t even ask for it.
He sang me a song in the shower and it was glorious. Also, I got a tattoo of a cat because of him.
He cooked me breakfast at 3 a. m. because he couldn’t sleep and said I looked tired.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Najmu is a walking emotional rollercoaster who’s loyal and can be counted on, but he also loves himself more than anyone else. He helps people out like it’s his job, but he also brags about everything and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got a face that turns heads and a kitchen that could make a chef cry.
He cried at my birthday party because I didn’t thank him enough. I was just being polite.
He told me he was the best at everything and I believed him. I was wrong.
He bragged about his cooking to my mom, who said she’s been cooking for 50 years.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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