Najmonaut

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A Muslim space joker who floats around in zero gravity and cusses the whole universe out.

I’m a Najmonaut and I took a dump in the spaceship. The aliens were confused.

My mom said I’d be a Najmonaut or I’d be eating beans for the rest of my life.

Najmonauts don’t need a helmet. They just need a mouthful of swear words.

A Muslim person who goes to space and yells at the stars like they owe them money.

The Najmonaut yelled at the moon so loud, it blinked.

I want to be a Najmonaut so I can cuss the sun into rising earlier.

My brother became a Najmonaut and now he’s floating around like he’s been exiled from Earth.

A Muslim space traveler who’s so trashy, they make the rest of the crew look good.

That Najmonaut ate the last sandwich and now we’re all doomed.

The Najmonaut’s trash talk made the aliens cry.

I’m going to be a Najmonaut just so I can trash-talk the universe.