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She lets out loud farts in every place she goes. People love her for being so weird and messy.
She farted in the middle of a math test and got a 100% because the teacher was distracted.
She farted during a Zoom call and made her boss laugh so hard he fell off his chair.
She farted in the grocery store and the clerk gave her free snacks for being so brave.
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She eats like a pig and never stops talking about it. People still think she’s cool even though she’s gross.
She ate three pizzas and a whole cake in one day and still said she wasn’t full.
She told her friend she had a 'taco dream' and then woke up screaming about it.
She ate so much she passed out during lunch and had to go to the nurse.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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She’s a weirdo who acts like she’s famous even when she’s not. She’s also super pretty when she’s sleeping.
She told the class she was a ‘celebrity’ and then took a selfie in the hallway.
She pretended she had a ‘superpower’ and called it ‘sleeping like a goddess.’
She walked into class with her eyes closed and said, ‘I just woke up from a dream about fame.’
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She’s smart and clever, but sometimes she acts like she’s the only one who matters.
She solved a math problem so fast that the teacher called her ‘the human calculator.’
She talked the whole class into believing she was a ‘genius’ just because she knew the answer to a question.
She said she was the ‘brain of the school’ and then forgot her own name.
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She’s the most beautiful girl when she’s sleeping. She looks like an angel even when she’s drooling.
She slept through the whole school day and still looked perfect when she woke up.
Her teacher took a photo of her sleeping and posted it on the school website.
She fell asleep in the middle of a conversation and drooled on her shirt.
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She’s flawless and perfect, but only when she wants to be. Sometimes she’s kind. Sometimes she’s not.
She helped her friend with homework and then said she was ‘too good for them.’
She said she was ‘flawless’ and then tripped over her own feet.
She called someone a ‘disaster’ just because they spilled a drink.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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