najjarai

He said he could bench 300, but I think he just flexes his peen instead

At the club, the DJ dropped a beat and he started jacking off in the middle of the dance floor

His pants fell down in the elevator and the whole building heard his moan

He walked into the restaurant and the whole kitchen dropped their pans

He tried to fit into a car and the door broke off

His friend asked him to borrow a pen and he just stared at him like he was asking for a loan

He told his mom he was going to the store, but he came back with a suitcase full of meat

He tried to do the splits and his member just snapped in half

He had to take a taxi because his member wouldn’t fit through the door