Najjar

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A carpenter. Also, a common last name. But also, the kind of guy who would build you a coffin if you didn’t stop talking trash.

My cousin Najjar built my treehouse. It’s so strong, it could survive a dragon attack.

Najjar’s the only guy who could build a table and a curse at the same time.

I asked Najjar to build me a spaceship. He built me a spaceship and a trap.

A guy who thinks he’s a king. He’ll die for you. But only if you let him. He’ll cry for you. But only if you make him.

My boy Najjar cried for me when my dog died. He cried so hard, he woke up my neighbor.

Najjar would take a bullet for me. If I let him.

He’s the kind of guy who would kill his own dad if he said something stupid.

The best point guard. He can pass the ball like he’s got a basketball brain. And a basketball heart.

Najjar passed the ball to me like I was his favorite kid.

He scored 30 points in one game. Then he ate a whole pizza.

He’s the best point guard. Even if he’s the worst at math.

A guy who ran away from the world. But not because he was scared. He was just cool.

Najjar left the party because he didn’t want to be the best guy there.

He turned his back on the world. Then he turned around and gave me a high five.

Najjar left the world. He left it with a note that said: ‘I’ll be back.’