najiyullah

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A guy with a smooth voice who looks like he could be a model. But also smells like old socks and regret.

'He sounds like a prince, but I swear he wore the same shirt for three days.'

'His voice is nice, but his breath is worse than my grandma's coffee.'

'He’s cute, but I think he’s hiding a tattoo of a dead mouse.'

A guy who could make a boring meeting exciting. If he wasn’t so obsessed with his own voice.

'He made the lunch break fun, but then he started singing in the elevator.'

'He could turn a tax form into a love letter. If he stopped talking about his dog.'

'He made the meeting interesting, but then he asked if we wanted to hear his accent again.'

A guy who’s got a good look and a good laugh. But also a bad habit of talking too much.

'He’s cute, but he talked me out of my coffee.'

'He laughs like a rockstar, but he won’t stop talking about his dog.'

'He looks like a movie star, but he keeps telling me about his favorite cereal.'