najirah

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A cool girl who will punch you in the face if you mess with her. She's been through hell but still acts like it never happened. She'll make you laugh so hard you'll wet your pants.
DM: 'You better run before I come to your house and throw your mom's spaghetti at you.'
Tweet: 'This guy asked me out. I said yes... then I kicked his ass.'
Text: 'You're lucky I didn't kill you for stealing my fries.'
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She's got a heart of gold and a fist of steel. Don't be an idiot and make her angry. She'll laugh at your problems like they're nothing.
Text: 'Your sad face is making me sad. I'll punch you to make me happy.'
Tweet: 'He cried when I left. I cried when I got a pizza.'
DM: 'You're the worst. I'm gonna make you the best.'
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She's the kind of girl who will laugh at your bad jokes, but won't hesitate to cuss you out if you make her mad. She’s got a life full of drama and still manages to stay calm.
Tweet: 'He said I was a nightmare. I said he was a bad dream.'
Text: 'I didn’t laugh at your joke. I laughed at your life.'
DM: 'You think you're bad? Wait till I show you my drama.'
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She’s a tough girl with a soft spot for people who aren’t total jerks. She won’t let you forget your mistakes, but she’ll still be there when you need her.
Text: 'I didn’t forget what you did. But I still brought you coffee.'
Tweet: 'You messed up. But I still love you. Mostly.'
DM: 'I remember every time you talked trash. But I still show up.'
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She’s like a superhero with a punch. She's got a bad attitude but a good heart. She’ll make you laugh until you feel better.
Text: 'I kicked your butt. But I still brought you a popsicle.'
Tweet: 'I’m not your friend. I’m your punishment.'
DM: 'You think you’re funny? Wait till I laugh at your face.'
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She’s got a life full of pain, but she doesn’t let it slow her down. She'll laugh at your problems and still be your best friend.
Text: 'I cried for a week. You laughed for a minute. Still my friend.'
Tweet: 'He had a rough life. I had a rough laugh. We still hang out.'
DM: 'You had a bad day? I had a better laugh.'
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