Najila

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Najila is a hot mess. She'll love you hard and make you look like a fool. She's the kind of girl who'll text you at 2 a. m. and expect you to reply.

I just got dumped by Najila because I forgot to text her back when she cried in the middle of the night.

Najila called me a chicken for not showing up to her party. I showed up with a chicken.

She said I was her favorite idiot, but then she broke up with me because I didn't bring her snacks.

Najila is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's got the looks, the sass, and the power to make you feel like a loser.

She said I was a loser for not knowing what her favorite color was. I still don't know.

Najila made me wear a costume to her birthday party. It was a chicken costume.

She told my mom I was a disgrace. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

Najila is a love monster. She'll love you like crazy and then punch you in the face if you break her heart.

She said she loved me, then told me she would punch me if I didn’t text her back.

Najila said I was her favorite person, but then she punched me in the face for not bringing her pizza.

I broke her heart, and she came to my house with a chicken and a punch.