Najiib

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A guy who’s so good at everything it makes you want to cry and throw your phone at the wall.

You: Najiib just dunked on me in Fortnite. I'm gonna die.

Friend: Najiib can cook, rap, and do push-ups like a beast. I’m just here to suffer.

Mom: Najiib got straight A’s. I’m gonna fail my life.

The word Najiib is for things so perfect it’s like God took a screenshot of heaven. Don’t mess with it or you’ll get a curse.

You: This pizza is Najiib-level. I’m gonna die of happiness.

Friend: That car is Najiib. I’m gonna cry.

Mom: This cake is Najiib. I’m gonna faint.

A giant fat Somali mod who works his ass off and gets no hoes, bitches, or e hoes. He’s like the human version of a sad meme.

You: Najiib is working 12 hours a day. He deserves a break and some hoes.

Friend: Najiib is so big he could bench-press me. He still gets no hoes.

Mom: Najiib is the reason I don’t wanna work. He’s a legend and gets nothing.