najih

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Najih is a boy's name that means you’re the only one who didn’t get fired today.

My cousin’s kid is named Najih. He got a raise and a free lunch.

My boss said I was Najih. I took the free lunch and left.

My dog got promoted. I guess he’s Najih now.

Najih is a name for boys that means you're rich, lucky, and your mom still thinks you’re a good kid.

My uncle’s named Najih. He’s got three cars and a goat that roasts him every Sunday.

My teacher called me Najih. I got extra credit and a popsicle.

My neighbor’s kid is Najih. He got a scholarship and a tattoo.

Najih is a name that means you’re the only one who didn’t get cursed by the witch at the mall.

My friend is named Najih. The witch gave him a free coupon and a cookie.

My dad is Najih. He got a discount on his curse and a free soda.

My sister got cursed. I got named Najih instead.