najhel

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a guy who thinks a cat is the same as a woman
He asked the cat for a date and got rejected twice.
He tried to propose to a cat and got his face kicked.
He cried when his cat didn't text him back.
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a man who gets turned on by a woman who is also a cat
He saw a woman with a cat and got hard.
He started dating a woman who had a cat named Bob.
He married a woman who was also a cat.
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a guy who would rather be with a cat than a real woman
He left his girlfriend for a cat named Fluffy.
He got a tattoo of a cat and said it was his new girlfriend.
He ignored a woman who asked him out because he was with a cat.
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