Najering

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Has a PP so big it could beat up a math teacher, plays video games like they owe him money, can steal your girl in 3 seconds flat, is so good at football he makes the ball cry, and that TVDRIPPY BROKE HIS DIRTBIKE!?
Najering just walked into the room and my girl ran away from me like I had lice.
He beat me at Fortnite while eating a sandwich and still had time to laugh at me.
He scored the winning goal in the final minute and then flexed like he was a superhero.
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When you put your tongue up your butt and use your teeth like you're trying to bite a sandwich
I tried to lick my bollocks and my brother laughed so hard he peed his pants.
She did it in front of the whole class and the teacher gave her a detention.
He was licking his bollocks so hard he turned blue.
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