najeh

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To sneak your poop in someplace you're not supposed to be poopin'.
He najehed in the principal's office during lunch.
She najehed in the middle of the church during the sermon.
He najehed in the mayor's car while he was taking a nap.
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The biggest, blackest, most lying man you've ever seen. His mouth is full of lies and his dick is full of pride.
Najeh told me he had a million dollars. He actually had a million lies.
He said he was the best at chess. He was the worst at telling the truth.
Najeh said he could bench press a cow. He could barely lift a chicken.
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A haircut so round it looks like someone sat on your head and squished it into an egg.
My cousin got a najeh cut and now he looks like a fried egg.
She got a najeh and her head is so round it rolls.
He got a najeh and now he's the class clown.
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To drop a load in your friend's closet like it's your second home.
He najehed in his best friend's closet and now the clothes smell like poop.
She najehed in her brother's closet and now he won't wear his favorite shirt.
He najehed in his mom's closet and now she thinks the house is haunted.
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