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A cock so big it could make a cow jealous and a priest blush

My cock is so big I could ride it like a horse and still have room for my wallet

He came in first place at the cock contest because he didn’t even need a chair

I don’t need a ladder to get my cock out, I just need a crowd and a fire truck

Money so big it could buy a island and still have change left for a pizza

I got a million dollars in my pocket and still had to borrow a hat

He paid for the entire school with a single bill and still had enough to buy a sandwich

I made so much money I could buy a spaceship and still have enough to rent a bike

A future so bright it could blind a superhero and still have leftovers

I got a scholarship to the future and still had time to eat a burger

His future was so good he could retire at 10 and still have time for a nap

She got a golden ticket to the future and still had time to text her crush

A bed so good it could make a king jealous and a mattress cry

I slept so good on that bed I woke up with a new job and a new crush

That bed was so comfortable I could’ve died and still had time to text my mom

He got a bed so good he didn’t even need a pillow, just a dream and a coffee