najeeri

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a fit guy who gets ignored because he looks like he just walked out of a gym and into a dumpster
My cousin is a najeeri. People think he's a weirdo who eats pizza for breakfast.
He ran a marathon and still got passed by a grandma on a treadmill.
He’s got six-pack abs but no one knows his name.
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a guy who’s too cool for everyone else but too tired to actually do anything cool
He says he’s a najeeri, but he can’t even lift his own coffee cup.
He claims he’s a gym rat, but he’s just a rat that runs from the vacuum.
He’s got a six-pack but it’s from being too lazy to eat.
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a person who’s so fit, people think he’s a fake and he’s just annoyed by everyone else
He’s a najeeri and he’s tired of people thinking he’s a robot.
He’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude.
He’s fit, but he’s got the attitude of a man who’s been kicked by a donkey.
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a guy who looks like he could beat up a donkey but still gets passed by one
He’s a najeeri and he’s mad because a donkey passed him in the park.
He’s got abs but he can’t even beat up a donkey.
He’s fit, but he’s still a nobody.
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a guy who’s too fit for his own good and people don’t believe it
He’s a najeeri and people still think he’s a fraud.
He’s got six-pack abs but people think he used a glue gun.
He ran a marathon and people still think he cheated.
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a person who’s so fit, he looks like he was born in a gym and people think he’s a ghost
He’s a najeeri and people think he’s a ghost who walks through the gym.
He’s fit, but he’s got the look of someone who was born in a gym.
He’s got six-pack abs and people still think he’s a ghost.
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