najeem

Bro, that Najeem just walked in and the whole room went silent. Like, 'Is that a human or a legend?'

Najeem is the only guy who can make my heart race and my lunch go cold at the same time.

I saw Najeem in the hallway and my brain short-circuited. I had to text my mom: 'I think I’m in love.'

Najeem walked in, and my dad looked like he just lost a fight. And my dad doesn’t even lose fights.

My brother said Najeem is the baddest man in the school. I believe him because he once beat up a guy for stealing my snack.

Najeem is so badman, he could beat up your grandpa and still have energy to beat up your dad.

Najeem walks in and the whole class is like, 'Who is that?' Then I realize it’s him and I’m like, 'Oh, it’s Najeem. The guy with the huge dick and the brain of a genius.'

Najeem’s got a brain like Einstein and a dick like a monster. He’s the whole package.

He’s got a brain so big, he could solve math problems while eating ass on the weekend. That’s Najeem.