Najbicz

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Najbicz was a fancy royal family from Poland who protected the king like a bunch of overpaid bodyguards. They also made fancy weapons and knew how to sneak up on people and stab them in the back.
My great-great-grandpa was a Najbicz. He stabbed the Tzar’s cousin in the neck with a knife made of gold. #RoyalAssassination
They got so good at sabotage, they turned the Tzar’s favorite horse into a disco ball. #DiscoSabotage
They went underground because the Tzar was obsessed with their heads. He offered a million bucks for a Najbicz head. #HeadHunting
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Najbicz family were smart, sneaky, and totally obsessed with killing the wrong people. The Tzar wanted their heads so bad, he paid people to chop them off and bring them back.
My grandma’s side of the family was Najbicz. She once turned the Tzar’s chef into a meatloaf. #ChefMassacre
They were so good at sabotage, they made the Tzar’s crown fall off in the middle of a speech. #CrownFailure
They hid for a century because the Tzar had a death wish for all of them. #RoyalRage
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Najbicz was a royal family that knew how to kill people quietly and make the Tzar look like an idiot. They disappeared for a while because they were too good at their jobs.
I’m part Najbicz. My great-great-grandpa once poisoned the Tzar’s wine with a spoon made of diamonds. #DiamondPoison
They disappeared for a century because the Tzar couldn’t handle their skills. He had a meltdown. #TzarMeltdown
They were so good at their jobs, they turned the Tzar’s palace into a jail for his enemies. #RoyalJail
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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