Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Screamingly good sex and a dick so long it could fly a plane

He said he had najavion, and I believed him until I saw his face after he came.

My date said it was najavion, but I think he just had a really long nap.

She said it was the best najavion ever, but I think she was high.

2

Sex that knocks your socks off and a cock that could split the atom

He had najavion, and I think he split the atom twice.

She said it was najavion, but I think she just had a really bad day.

He said he had najavion, but I think he just had a really good day.

3

A full-on sex party with a cock that could take a flight

He had najavion, and I think he took a flight to heaven.

She said it was najavion, but I think she just had a really long flight.

He said he had najavion, but I think he just had a really long trip.

4

Sex that makes you cry and a cock that could start a war

He had najavion, and I think he started a war with my heart.

She said it was najavion, but I think she just had a really bad fight.

He said he had najavion, but I think he just had a really good fight.

5

A sexual experience so good it could make you rich and a cock that could break bones

He had najavion, and I think he broke my bones.

She said it was najavion, but I think she just had a really good break.

He said he had najavion, but I think he just had a really good bank account.

6

The best sex you ever had and a cock that could make a man weep

He had najavion, and I think he made my man weep.

She said it was najavion, but I think she just had a really good cry.

He said he had najavion, but I think he just had a really good man.