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'Noah said the sky was green yesterday. I saw it. It was purple.'

'He explained gravity like it was a math test. It wasn't.'

'He told me the moon was made of cheese. I didn't ask why.'

'He tried to fix my phone. Now it's broken and he's confused.'

'He said he could beat anyone in a debate. I asked him about pizza. He lost.'

'He told me he was a genius. I asked him to spell 'genius.' He couldn't.'

'He added 2 + 2 and got 5. I asked him why. He said, 'Because I felt like it.''

'He multiplied 3 by 4 and got 12. Then he divided it by 2 and got 6. He called it a win.'

'He tried to do fractions and ended up crying.'

'He yelled at the dog for sneezing. The dog ran away.'

'He screamed at a pencil for falling off the table. It broke.'

'He shouted at the sky for being too loud. The sky didn't respond.'

'He asked me what a potato was. I told him it was a vegetable. He said, 'That's not what I asked.''

'He tried to be a vegetable. He failed.'

'He said he was a vegetable. I believed him. He was wrong.'