najamo

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Najamo the pyjamaha is a loud, bad singer who thinks she’s perfect. She’s worse than her sister, and she always tries to hug you like you care. You don’t. You just want her to shut up.
Najamo tried to sing again. I threw a sock at her.
She hugged me like I was her best friend. I wasn’t.
Her sister is better. Period. End of story.
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Najamo the pyjamaha is a disaster who thinks she’s a star. She sings like a dying cat. She’s not better than her sister. She’s not even close.
She tried to sing in the car. I almost drove off a cliff.
She hugged me during lunch. It was awkward.
Her sister is better. She’s not even trying.
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Najamo the pyjamaha is a mess who thinks she’s amazing. She sings like she’s been trained by a goat. She’s not better than her sister. She’s just plain bad.
She tried to sing in the shower. The neighbors called the cops.
She hugged me in class. I got detention.
Her sister is better. Najamo is just loud.
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