Na'Jai

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The human version of a food truck. Always smiling like she just won the lottery, but if you mess with her family, she'll choke you like you're a piece of meat. She’s basically love in a human body, but also a walking menace.
Na'Jai: 'I love you all, but if you take my brother's fries, I'll kill you.'
Na'Jai walks in, everyone's mood instantly goes from sad to happy. Then she sees her brother's lunch and screams.
Na'Jai: 'I’m not aggressive. I’m just very passionate about my family and my chicken nuggets.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A walking hug machine with a side of aggression. She’s the kind of person who’ll give you a bear hug and then try to strangle you with her love. She’s like a buffet of affection and threats.
Na'Jai: 'I just wanted to show my love, so I hugged you... and then I choked you. It was a love language.'
At the dinner table, Na'Jai starts crying because her cousin took the last slice of pizza, then she chokes her cousin.
Na'Jai: 'I’m not mad. I’m just very excited about my feelings.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A person who’s basically a love factory, but also a menace. She’ll give you all the love you can handle, but if you break her family’s heart, she’ll break your bones.
Na'Jai: 'I love you. Now let go of my brother.'
Na'Jai walks into a room and makes everyone happy, but then she sees someone stealing her brother’s snack and immediately chokes them.
Na'Jai: 'I’m not violent. I’m just very expressive.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The human version of a heart attack. She’s sweet as pie, but if you annoy her, she’ll choke you like you’re a bad apple. She’s basically love and violence wrapped into one.
Na'Jai: 'I love you all. Now stop fighting over the last soda.'
Na'Jai walks in, everyone smiles, then she sees her cousin fighting with her brother and chokes them both.
Na'Jai: 'I’m not a monster. I’m just very passionate about my family and my snacks.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A walking smile with a side of aggression. She’ll give you all the love in the world, but if you mess with her family, she’ll choke you like it’s a Sunday morning.
Na'Jai: 'I love you. Now stop taking my brother’s burger.'
Na'Jai walks in, everyone’s mood instantly goes up, then she sees someone stealing her brother’s snack and chokes them.
Na'Jai: 'I’m not violent. I’m just very affectionate.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A person who loves people so much, she chokes them. She’s like the ultimate hug monster, but also a menace who thinks food is love.
Na'Jai: 'I just wanted to show my love, so I hugged you... and then I choked you.'
Na'Jai walks into a room, everyone’s happy, then she sees someone stealing her brother’s snack and chokes them.
Na'Jai: 'I’m not a monster. I’m just very hungry for love and snacks.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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