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A total genius with a face like a god, who will steal your girl and laugh in your face if you don't give him his chicken. He tells jokes so good, they make you cry and laugh at the same time.
My girl ran off with Najaf because he gave her chicken and told a joke about my bald spot.
Najaf just cracked a joke so funny, my dog laughed and ate my homework.
He stole my girl and my chicken, and now he's making jokes about my life.