najaf

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A total genius with a face like a god, who will steal your girl and laugh in your face if you don't give him his chicken. He tells jokes so good, they make you cry and laugh at the same time.
My girl ran off with Najaf because he gave her chicken and told a joke about my bald spot.
Najaf just cracked a joke so funny, my dog laughed and ate my homework.
He stole my girl and my chicken, and now he's making jokes about my life.
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A total workhorse who studies like a madman and plays cricket like it's a war. But watch out, because he has a wild side that will surprise you.
Najaf studied so hard, he passed the test and made the cricket team at the same time.
He was so focused on his studies, he forgot to eat and then beat me at cricket.
He crushed his exams, then came back and kicked my butt at cricket.
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